I'll only take a nibble
From the tip of your ear,
And one bite from the other side,
So that you won't look weird.

Yum, you're so delicious!
I didn't mean to eat
Your chocolate tail till Tuesday;
Ooops! There goes your feet!

I wonder how your back tastes,
With all that chocolate hair;
I never thought your tummy
Was only filled with air!