asked
if he was paying taxes on the pit.
A SELF-PITYING person said:
"You haven't seen anything until you've seen MY PIT!"
A
CHARISMATIC said:
"Just confess that you're not in a pit."
An
OPTIMIST said:
"Things could be worse."
A
PESSIMIST said:
"Things will get worse!"
JESUS, seeing the man,
Took him by the hand, and
LIFTED HIM OUT of the pit!