They don't tell you
that you have bad breath.
They never borrow money.
They never beat you at checkers.
They don't complain
when you eat potato chips in bed.
They don't laugh
at your clothes.
They never borrow
your favorite sweater.
They don't outgrow
you intellectually.
They don't eat
all your chocolate chip cookies.
They are never disloyal,
critical or ungrateful.
They don't interrupt
when you're talking.
They never tell you
that you're too fat.
They don't get jealous
of your other friends.
They don't hog the bathroom.
They don't embarass you
at parties.
They never leave
dirty socks on the floor.
They don't get sick.
They never say
"I told you so!"
They aren't noisy.
They don't have fleas.
They listen to all
of your problems.
They are always
ready to give you a hug.
They always love you
just the way you are!
